Hello, everyone.

I feel like my legs are going to fall off.

imagining-faithe:

riker-hamm:

imagining-faithe:

riker-hamm:

Do you ever get that feeling? You know, like one of your limbs aren’t really yours and they feel all jiggly?

Oh, no. The aliens got to you and performed all their weird experiments, didn’t they?

They probably drugged me while I was away. Maybe my legs’ll turn into neon green tentacles soon. 

I think you’d make an awesome tentacle monster. You know, as long as you don’t go crazy from the drugs and try to kill me. Then I’d have to get Boba Fett to turn you into frogs.

I’m looking forward to that duel. Maybe you could go out on a date with me if I win?

I feel like my legs are going to fall off.

jw-mason:

riker-hamm:

jw-mason:

riker-hamm:

Do you ever get that feeling? You know, like one of your limbs aren’t really yours and they feel all jiggly?

What are you on, and where can I get some?

That’s just the thing: I’m not on anything! Maybe you should just spend more time around me. I miss you, man. Feels liek we haven’t jammed in ages. 

It has been forever, hasn’t it? Wait, so you’re saying that spending time around you will produce slightly hallucinogenic effects? 

Being around me is such a privilege, your excitement from the rush of being in my vicinity produces hallucinogenic effects, yes. 

I feel like my legs are going to fall off.

jw-mason:

riker-hamm:

Do you ever get that feeling? You know, like one of your limbs aren’t really yours and they feel all jiggly?

What are you on, and where can I get some?

That’s just the thing: I’m not on anything! Maybe you should just spend more time around me. I miss you, man. Feels liek we haven’t jammed in ages. 

I feel like my legs are going to fall off.

imagining-faithe:

riker-hamm:

Do you ever get that feeling? You know, like one of your limbs aren’t really yours and they feel all jiggly?

Oh, no. The aliens got to you and performed all their weird experiments, didn’t they?

They probably drugged me while I was away. Maybe my legs’ll turn into neon green tentacles soon. 

I feel like my legs are going to fall off.

Do you ever get that feeling? You know, like one of your limbs aren’t really yours and they feel all jiggly?